The New OutterHeaven

Remember to have fun making your own world out of the one you were put in. Stay safe and keep an eye out for ispiration.

May 27, 2012 2:02 pm May 26, 2012 2:16 am

All Across The Sky

  • Justin: I found Orion's Belt in 5 different places.
  • Me: That means Orion's cock is all across the sky.
May 22, 2012 12:20 pm May 3, 2012 1:36 am

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1:28 am May 1, 2012 5:25 pm
Well…. it’s not

Well…. it’s not

(Source: flareonface, via randaven)

April 29, 2012 11:51 am

Ask Birthday Boy

Today is my birthday, ask me a question. Make it anon for more mystery. :D

April 27, 2012 10:06 pm

Molly’s Nipples

Oh Molly’s nipples, Only a fool think himself worthy of their grace.

For they sway amongst the wind and even in her youth dangle timelessly.

Banished by the very earth that strain them from their habitual aspects.

Another beautiful element thy teats sit comfortably to ones tongue.

Thou art the envy of the cow’s utter and doth make camaraderie scarce.

Alas it is thine bosom which mankind speculate in their study.

Be not fearful, her lips as they sink along her visage as the waves of the great Atlantic.

Committing her expression to a sulk as she gallops an orbit throughout the dwelling.

Forget not the labia that suspend as the handles of ones knapsack.

She holds the terror of a thousand worriers awaiting deaths cold prostate exam.

Beyond all, her nipples be my comrade, my ally, no matter how malformed this world discerns them to be.

But seriously though, that boxer has some fucked up tits.