August 2012
To differentiate my character questionnaire from the zillions of other character questionnaires, instead of asking about the traits of your character, I’m going to focus on the actions of your character. The traits should manifest themselves in these actions.
What would…
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal
July 2012
This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.
They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.
Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”
Every time I see a pony, I keep my composure and block that person so I don’t have to keep seeing ponies.
I have blocked 5 people.
holy crap LOL
Which is weird because I follow a person who likes MLP. Oh well.
- olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
- me: falls on face trying to put socks on
- years after the fact: omg they were flirting with me.
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